mauve mushrooms

just an asshole move along

(17, INFJ, bard college, whatever idk about anything at all)

my turtle is so cute

my turtle is so cute

spankmehardbarry:

yesterday i went to the library to read because im a nerdy girl and i love to read, unlike most girls. (: anyway i was reading twilight and tHEN I SAW ANOTHER GUY READING TWILIGHT AND HE CAME OVER AND STARTED FINGERING ME AND THEN HIS MOM SHOWED UP AND LIT HIM ON FIRE OMG THEN I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD TUMBLR AND SHES LIKE “SUPERWHOLOCK” AND GAVE ME HER URL AND IM SCREAMING

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9rimes:

madohomuras:

9rimes:

compromisedanalintegrity:

ianstagram:

Is anyone even a little surprised

welcome to the black parade

wow a woman who’s song body shames and relies on male opinion to validate beauty doesnt consider herself a feminist? just as shocking as florals in spring.

Holy shit….„, a woman….. Is not…;;; a ffeminisst????? What the FUCK is this…. Damn better take a big steamy shit on her for no other reason than that she doesn’t support your movement

no i’m taking a shit on her for shitting on women’s bodies and shaming them for their choices, for saying a women’s worth is determined by men, for her continuing to perpetrate this false idea that a feminist is just some “man-hating tom boy”, and yes for not agreeing with my ideals, considering my ideals are to appreciate and uphold all bodies, that all women have worth, even if a man doesnt think she’s hot, and that women are humans free to make their own decisions regarding their bodies without the judgement of other people who think they can take away their autonomy of their bodies. why else “shit on someone” other than them disagreeing, especially when the idea is about equality for everyone and empowering women in a society and world that thinks it can control us and dehumanize us, and especially protecting women in third world countires and WOC and trans women and disabled women? would you prefer i shit on her ugly dress? is that better? white cis women in western societies think they don’t need feminism and continue to deny feminism and it’s benefits to the women who especially need it.

nice try trying to make it out as if i’m just shitting on a girl for having a different opinion than me over something trivial like which make up brand is better and not over having conflicting ideas regarding equality and the safety and wellbeing of people in need. you just look ridiculous.

9rimes:

madohomuras:

9rimes:

compromisedanalintegrity:

ianstagram:

Is anyone even a little surprised

welcome to the black parade

wow a woman who’s song body shames and relies on male opinion to validate beauty doesnt consider herself a feminist? just as shocking as florals in spring.

Holy shit….„, a woman….. Is not…;;; a ffeminisst????? What the FUCK is this…. Damn better take a big steamy shit on her for no other reason than that she doesn’t support your movement

no i’m taking a shit on her for shitting on women’s bodies and shaming them for their choices, for saying a women’s worth is determined by men, for her continuing to perpetrate this false idea that a feminist is just some “man-hating tom boy”, and yes for not agreeing with my ideals, considering my ideals are to appreciate and uphold all bodies, that all women have worth, even if a man doesnt think she’s hot, and that women are humans free to make their own decisions regarding their bodies without the judgement of other people who think they can take away their autonomy of their bodies. why else “shit on someone” other than them disagreeing, especially when the idea is about equality for everyone and empowering women in a society and world that thinks it can control us and dehumanize us, and especially protecting women in third world countires and WOC and trans women and disabled women? would you prefer i shit on her ugly dress? is that better? white cis women in western societies think they don’t need feminism and continue to deny feminism and it’s benefits to the women who especially need it.

nice try trying to make it out as if i’m just shitting on a girl for having a different opinion than me over something trivial like which make up brand is better and not over having conflicting ideas regarding equality and the safety and wellbeing of people in need. you just look ridiculous.

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piggyazalea:

White, stomping with ~~~misandry, your litas and Tina Fey gifs while simultaneously ignoring women of color and their feelings but having plenty of time to talk about winged eyeliner and discussing which white basic actor is your new “bae”, feminists keep messaging me saying I’m sexist for the piggy part of my url and I laughed and scrolled but then scrolled back cause I remembered I had a lil somethin somethin that might be relevant.

The title of this blog refers to these tweets (not fatshaming a thin woman) that were the cause of me unfollowing her (how did you think I found all these in the first place, duh). If this isn’t acting like a misogynistic pig I don’t know what is. Let’s be real, azaleans (is that a type of enemy alien race?) do anything to excuse her behavior cause she’s a white woman doing black music with a body and mannerisms typically associated with black women. She’s pear shaped with a “fat” ass. Black girls with literally the same measurements are called ghetto and shamed for their curves. She raps like a non archival photo copied T.I., southern twang and all, but since she’s actually Australian and white her stans are okay with it cause once the mic drops she has an ~exotic accent~ and ~cute voice.~ Her use of misogynistic slurs to put down other women and build up herself are in your twitter bio cause it’s so swaggy hunty gurl spill that fancy tea!!! But when Beyonce, Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj, Trina, or any black female artist (who im not saying are without flaws) talks about “slaying hos” and how bitches should bow down, it’s suddenly a problem that requires full length articles in actual publications and countless tumblr posts. Like Miley Cyrus, she’s used black women as props and until recently had exclusively black dancers who twerked the fuck out on a hand stand, doin that thang while she stood there and occasionally gave a D- booty shake that the crowd still went off for more than the actual pros popping their pussies off the damn ceiling and filling me with the holy spirit. Do us all a favor and accept you’re excusing her being a careless racist because of her appearance. You can still wanna lick her pussy, bop to her white girl anthems or have your body tied to a carriage and dragged by Brad Pitt like Eric Bana in Troy just to reach that ass. But be real and quit denying that what she’s said is okay by anything but Donald Sterling’s standards. As Paul Mooney once said, “Everybody wants to be a nigga, but nobody wants to be a nigga." She’s a low quality xerox of black female rappers and white America couldn’t wait so they didn’t have to bop to actual hip hop anymore from the people who created it.

And for the 956 messages calling me a hater, a hater is someone who reads with no resume and critiques with no credentials. I have more degrees than a thermometer. I don’t know what bullet-less gun y’all were holding when you thought you had a shot at rationalizing these “jokes” when they’re not hot, not even lukewarm. Now run and tell that.

and have a lovely evening! xxx

 

*feel free to reblog this without the text, i don’t want my opinion to dominate the conversation regardless of whether I feel I’m right (I am 💅) or not. 

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9-22-14
this picture is an anomaly because I didn’t take it (obviously) 
photocredit to Helen (of Troy)

9-22-14
this picture is an anomaly because I didn’t take it (obviously)
photocredit to Helen (of Troy)

9-21-14
(late) Josè’s robot, renamed Rebel. you can’t make a robot “disobedient”, after all.

9-21-14
(late) Josè’s robot, renamed Rebel. you can’t make a robot “disobedient”, after all.

spookyboy:

"I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie."
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

spookyboy:

"I think we’re just gonna have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie."

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

(Source: dumbmovieblog, via catholicnun)